A golfers song

If I was not upon this stage a golfer I would be

(crowd says A GOLFER)

A GOLFER

AND ALL DAY LONG Id SING THIS SONG

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UP THE FAIR WAY UP THE FAIR WAY
WHERE THE F%%$S MY BALLS

Up the fair way up the fair way where the F%%$S my balls

If I was not upon this stage a jockey I would be

( crowd A JOCKEY)

A JOCKEY

AND ALL DAY LONG Id SING THIS SONG

GET YOUR LEG GET YOUR LEG OVER WHAT A LOVERLY RIDE
GET YOUR LEG GET YOUR LEG OVER WHAT A LOVERLY RIDE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UP THE FAIR WAY UP THE FAIR WAY
WHERE THE F%%$S MY BALLS

Up the fair way up the fair way where the F%%$S my balls

If I was not upon this stage A MILKMAN I WOULD BE

(CROWD - A MILKMAN)

A MILKMAN

AND ALL DAY LONG Id SING THIS SONG

EXTRA PINT EXTRA PINT AND ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH
EXTRA PINT EXTRA PINT AND ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH

GET YOUR LEG GET YOUR LEG OVER WHAT A LOVERLY RIDE
GET YOUR LEG GET YOUR LEG OVER WHAT A LOVERLY RIDE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UP THE FAIR WAY UP THE FAIR WAY
WHERE THE F%%$S MY BALLS

Up the fair way up the fair way where the F%%$S my balls

If I was not upon this stage A SNOOKER PLAYER I WOULD BE

(A SNOOKER PLAYER)

A SNOOKER PLAYER

AND ALL DAY LONG Id SING THIS SONG

POT THE YELLOW POT THE GREEN THEN YOU GO FOR THE BROWN
POT THE YELLOW POT THE GREEN THEN YOU GO FOR THE BROWN

EXTRA PINT EXTRA PINT AND ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH
EXTRA PINT EXTRA PINT AND ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH

GET YOUR LEG GET YOUR LEG OVER WHAT A LOVERLY RIDE
GET YOUR LEG GET YOUR LEG OVER WHAT A LOVERLY RIDE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UP THE FAIR WAY UP THE FAIR WAY
WHERE THE F%%$S MY BALLS

Up the fair way up the fair way where the F%%$S my balls


IF I WAS NOT UPON THIS STAGE A PILOT I WOULD BE

(A PILOT?)

A PILOT

AND ALL DAY LONG Id SING THIS SONG

SUPERSONIC SUPERSONIC CAN YOU FEEL THE BANG
SUPERSONIC SUPERSONIC CAN YOU FEEL THE BANG

POT THE YELLOW POT THE GREEN THEN YOU GO FOR THE BROWN
POT THE YELLOW POT THE GREEN THEN YOU GO FOR THE BROWN

EXTRA PINT EXTRA PINT AND ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH
EXTRA PINT EXTRA PINT AND ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH

GET YOUR LEG GET YOUR LEG OVER WHAT A LOVERLY RIDE
GET YOUR LEG GET YOUR LEG OVER WHAT A LOVERLY RIDE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UP THE FAIR WAY UP THE FAIR WAY
WHERE THE F%%$S MY BALLS

Up the fair way up the fair way where the F%%$S my balls