woensdag, april 05, 2006

The Third Day! (Walter)

In “Welsh Trip 2006 19:11-16”, The All Time Most Nominated Best Rugby Player Of Rugbyclub ‘T Gooi had the people get ready because on the third day He was going to come down and manifest His presence.

And so He did. Around 11:00 a.m. on the third day, the third d*** of the day was appointed during the scenic bus tour from the 5-star Caerdydd players-hotel to the holy grounds of Llandaf North Rugby Union Football Club, a famous Welsh Rugby Club with great aspirations to beat the Dutch Premier Division Finalist ‘t Gooi.

During the first of two games, the Dutch pack dominated tremendously and, with the help of The All Time Most Nominated Best Rugby Player Of Rugbyclub ‘T Gooi, Llandaf North has been (b)eaten. With this game as example, the second game was a lot harder en just after a last look by the pussycat, the winning try was scored by the forwards of ‘t Gooi in the last seconds of the game.

During the third half of this third day, ‘t Gooi showed why they are famous, again. The clubhouse of Llandaf North scored an all-time drinking record, Spiderman never managed to stick on the ceiling that long, never climbed that much people a mountain on the floor and Sir Tom Jones even managed to trade his jacket for the best looking woman in the clubhouse: the 95 kilos weighing wife of the captain of Llandaf North.

The presences of Scarlet and Irish International Simon Easterby and of The All Time Most Nominated Best Rugby Player Of Rugbyclub ‘T Gooi at their premises will be remembered by Landaff North until the end of times.

After the luxurious 5-course diner and some after-diner ports and cigars in Llandaf North, ‘t Gooi managed to get to The Roundabout, a local get-together for Caerdyddian models and mannequins who fancy Dutch rugby players, again. Unbelievable how big Dutch rugby players seem completely gone when dancing in between one girl.

Unfortunately, just one or two beers later, again it was night, a very dark night…

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